Stand up; You’re Wearin’ the Shirt

Ruthie Ruthie: "I dreamed last night I was coming back to Glendale
But by some chance, I had no clothes to bring along
And there I stood and then I hollered,
“Someone save me!”
to those folk who never write no wrongs…"

But the teachers all said,
“Stand up! Stand up, you're wearin' the shirt”
Teachers: Teachers all said, “Stand up, Stand up, you're wearin' the shirt”
R: "For Dawn will have the dollars
out of the deepest pockets of the most introvert
Stand up, stand up, stand up, stand up!”
R and T: “Stand up, you're wearin' the shirt!”

R: “I wore” (T: “Ooo…”) ” that shirt on a journey to the lunchroom
but by some chance I found some bon-bons in my fist,
and there I stood,
nicely passing out the calories,
but my cooleagues they were bound to resist…”

And the teachers all said “Beware"
T: Teachers all said, “Beware! Beware”
R: “You're wearing the department T"
Teachers all said “Beware”
T: Teachers all said “Beware”
R: “Beware, don’t arouse Mr. B!
And don’t forget the adjuncts;
We’ve still got them to convert!
Stand up!"
R and T: “Stand up, stand up, stand up! Stand up, you're wearin' the shirt”

R: “And as” (T: “Ooo...”) “I laughed at those teachers in their garments
A sudden vision came of my reward…
and as I thought, I hollered:
‘Someone save me!’
That's the moment I woke up, thank the Lord...”
T: “Thank the Lord, thank the Lord!”

R: “And I said to myself, ’Stand up’ "
T: Said to herself “Stand up, stand up”
R: “Stand up, you’re wearin’ the shirt
Said to myself ‘Stand up’ ”
T: “Said to herself ‘Stand up “
R: ”Stand up, you’re wearin’ the shirt"

R & E: “Stand up, stand up, stand up! Stand up, you're wearin' the shirt
Stand up, you're wearin' stand up, stand up!
Stand up, you're wearin' the shirt
Stand up, you're wearin' stand up, stand up!
Stand up, you're wearin' the shirt
Stand up, you're wearin' the shirt!”