And now, hitting a new Lowe
on behalf of all of those Lerners out there...

All I want is a shirt to wear
Stops me looking much too bare
A purple tee with flair,
Aow, wouldn't it be loverly...

Lots of money for us to make
Lots of dollars for Dawn to take
GIve now, for heaven's sake,
Aow, wouldn't it be loverly...

Aow, so loverly writin' abso-bloomin- lutely trash
I will never quit 'till I
have all of your extra cash!

Now my 'ead's stickin out me tee,
Cool and purple as it can be
It's such a sight to see,
Aow, surely we're all loverly,
Loverly, loverly, loverly...

And just think, I could've writ all night...

Your Fair Ruthie
(Many thanks to John for lyrical and accent 'elp!)