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Yep, folks, if you can just start by brushing off those rustic whisps of hay, cramming yourselves into your sequined jeans and scraping the soles of your hot pink genuine Naugahyde  boots... Good so far.. Now tease that hair, take a deep breath and emote through the nose for all you're worth -- and remember our P-U-R-P-L-E  T should be worn in a day...

Stand by Your T (8/23/06)

Sometimes it's hard to put on clothing
finding just what's clean or still might fit
You'll have bad times,
and wait for good times
distracting yourself with fantasy.

And if you're a pro you'll still keep dressing
even though you're a fan of deshabille.
But if you wait for Friday,
oh proudly wait 'til Friday,
and give it all the oomph you can...
Then you can stand by your T.

Give it three cheers for raising money
and write no wrongs, at least
those that we poor mortals see.
Stand by your T
Do give Dawn a dollar
for wearing grape most fashionably.
Stand by your T.

Stand by your T
and give Dawn a dollar
for wearing grape most fashionably.
Stand by your T.

Yee ha!

Ruthie (Are those her real lips?)