And now, before your
attention fails entirely (Cue sound effects: Slump), a little
non-seasonal, nonsensical ditty to tempt you to forget the tree
and the dreidel, and instead get out that Coppertone, wax down
your gradebooks and hit the sand at Tempe Town Lake!
Well, the Math folks sure are hip
I really dig those shirts they wear,
And the IT folks always garbed in black
They knock me out with their despair.
The Security team all dressed in white never would be slobs,
And the custodians in brown when they're hard at work
Should make us glad for our desk jobs.
But I wish they all could be wearing purple
I wish they all could be wearing purple
I wish they all could be wearing purple ts.
Well, District has its palace
Where the upper crust all go,
I dig the governing board style so full of class
But this rhyme leads to an impasse…
I been all around MCCD
And I seen all kinds of clothes,
But I couldn’t wait to get back to GC
And the coolest ts in the world
I wish they all could be wearing purple
I wish they all could be wearing purple
I wish they all could be wearing purple ts.
And God bless us every one!
Tiny Ruth 8-)
Ruth's
Remarkable Parodies