Tee, Tee, Tee
9/23/2004
(with apologies to Brian Wilson)
Well she got her purple shirt
And she cruised through the 05 halls now
Seems she forgot all about the book orders
Like she promised Miss Dawn now
And with the golden letters glowing
Goes cruising just as fast as she can now
And she'll have fun fun fun
'til Big Larry takes the t-shirt away
fun fun fun 'til Big Larry takes the t-shirt away
Well some folks can't stand her
'cause she shows slides and she sings like an ace now
(you show slides like an ace now, you show slides like an ace)
She makes the Odyssey sound like a trip
right through outer space now
(you sing like an ace now, you sing like an ace)
A lotta guys try to catch her
As she's offending against good taste now
(she offends against taste, she offends against taste)
And she'll have fun fun fun
'til Big Larry takes the t-shirt away
fun fun fun 'til Big Larry takes the t-shirt away
Well you knew all along
the department's getting wise to you now
(they're hitting "Delete," they're hitting "Delete")
But since this Friday is the day
Everyone's wearing the same shirt as you now
(they're wearing the shirt, they're wearing the shirt)
So come along with me
'cause we gotta a lot of cash to raise now
(please donate your buck, please donate your buck)
And we’ll have fun fun fun
'cause Big Larry won't take the t-shirts away
And we’ll have fun fun fun
'cause he won't take the t-shirts away
(fun fun fun 'cause he won't take the t-shirts away)
(fun fun fun 'cause he won't take the t-shirts away)
(fun fun fun 'cause he won't take the t-shirts away)
(fun fun fun 'cause he won't take the t-shirts away)
(fun fun fun 'cause he won't take the t-shirts away)
(fun fun fun 'cause he won't take the t-shirts away)
How's that for surfin' GCC?
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